mae govannen tumblr. I’m a dumbass who spends way too much time thinking about middle earth. also expect to find here a disorganized smattering of lefty politics, surreal humor, high fantasy, mythology, heavy metal, and whichever blorbos are taking up space in my brain at the moment
I reblog art on a queue to help increase its lifespan. I only support human artists, let me know if I accidentally reblog ai generated “art”
in may I was diagnosed with stage one ovarian cancer. I’m still recovering from a major surgery and the effects of some heavy painkillers so bear with me if I act disoriented
also I did the cool kids thing and made a carrd
I’m tired of the Ambarussa’s characterization as eternal children and Weasley clones it’s time we let them be the beefy himbos that they truly are
now would be the absolute funniest time for tumblr to unban porn
we literally need more and better feminism
we need ugly gross disgusting feminism again without conforming to aesthetics and advertisement companies i want pit hair i want leg hair i want weird haircuts i want to get rid of diet culture and ads for pink razors and make-up i want women to reject biological determinism and push away from the overwhelming tradwife narratives that social media feeds everyone ('natural hormone cycles' and 'divine feminine' and all of that shit) etc. i want more women working i want heterosexual relationships to get more balanced i also want it to be a norm for heterosexual couples to assess role assignments in the relationships and think critically about why they want children i want having children not to be something people just do because it is expected of them. I want a dyke for president. Etcetera
I hardly have any pain anymore which is great, but I’m still constantly fucking exhausted. like ten hours of sleep and still needs a nap exhausted. sleepiest girl in the whole wide world
The sun rises over the mountains, and a stranger from distant lands approaches Eregion…
comic with @mrdaroga now in development
"Twink Sauron isn't canon"
Neither is cishet Sauron. Not enough is said about him to decide one way or the other. So there's zero need to act like fans who enjoy queering the character need to be more realistic.

Just saying, when I read this bit of Nature of Middle-earth:
…the Eastern Orcs, who had not experienced the power and terror of the Eldar, or the valour of the Edain, were not subservient to Sauron - while he was obliged for the cozening of Western Men and Elves to wear as fair a form and countenance as he could, they despised and laughed at him
my first thought was the Orcs looking at Annatar trying to recruit them and going, “yeah, get a load of this twink trying to tell us what to do.”
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down